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ISSUE 5 ARCHIVE - NON-CELEBRITY DIVER, JEFF DIXON

WHERE DO YOU LIVE IN LONDON

Well, closeish. Welwyn Garden City.

QUALIFICATION

Advanced Diver BSAC/Instructor.
Dive Worldwide

DIVE CLUB

Potters Bar Sub Aqua Club.

TOTAL DIVES

300.

MAX DEPTH

56 metres.

MOST EXPENSIVE PIECE OF KIT

Me...

COOLEST THING SEEN U/W

White tip oceanic shark, Aly Saeed Eldion, Debbie Ash and a peculiar elongated translucent fish that turned out to be a condom... But not necessarily in that order.

NON-CELEB MOMENT

Singing we all live in a yellow submarine through a regulator whilst diving in Tenerife.

WOULD NEVER DIVE

With white sharks, or in potholes!

BBS (BEST BACON SARNIE)

Mine, Grill drycure smoked bacon on a BBQ, Toast the bread, plenty of butter and Brown sauce.

BEST BUDDY

Debbie Ash.

WORST BUDDY

Mr nobody, I never found out his name. We had been underwater for less than one minute and there he was... Gone!... Bloody Russians.

LIFE CHANGING BIZARRE DIVE MOMENT

Diving with the white tip oceanics off Elphinstone.

FAVOURITE UK DIVE LOCATION

Kyarra.

FAVOURITE OVERSEAS DIVE LOCATION

Elphinstone.

STILL WANNA DIVE...

Everywhere! Maldives, Comuzel, you name it!

AIR OR NITROX

Nitrox... the post dive sex is better... so they say!
London School Of Diving

TANYA STREETER OR MIRANDA KRESTOVNIKOFF

Either, I am desperate!

MONTY HALLS OR NICK BAKER

I don't fancy either of them thank you!

ANYTHING ELSE

I love to dive and I love my club, I have made so many good friends through diving, it will be a sad day if I ever have to give it up. If you hear someone singing underwater... It's probably me!
Denney Diving

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